Thursday, October 06, 2005

The YHWH Made Me Do It

God told me to invade Iraq, Bush tells Palistinian leaders

That's right, George W. Bush claims that he communes with God:

'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'

I wonder, George; did a voice tell you to do it? Did you hear it? Or was it a compulsion you felt as you glossed over the whole "Thou Shalt Not Kill" thing in the Bible.

Get your president now in two flavors, original flavor Idiot, and now Extra Tasty Nutbag.

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